[BBC] Twitter ‘misplaces’ Taliban official in Pakistan
[WTF] Well you shouldn’t have kidnapped him and taken him there using private jets with no flight plan, then, should you? Honestly, if you’re not going to take care of them… Have you checked down the back of the sofa? How about in Cuba, I hear a lot of them show up in Guantanamo?
[BBC] Malala shares Nobel Peace Prize
[Malala] After all I’ve gone through, I have to share? Sod that, gimme it here…
[Other recipient] Hey, that’s half mine, you know >yank<
[Malala] Gimm… me… the… prize…
[Audience] Fight! Fight! Fight!
[BBC] New Driverless Tube Trains Unveiled
“Finn Brennan from Aslef, the train drivers’ union, said they would always oppose automated trains because the single-track, Victorian infrastructure was designed to be negotiated by drivers.”
[WTF] … and not because it would mean that the next time you go on strike for being asked to put up with the same cuts the rest of the country has enjoyed for years we won’t need to negotiate with dickheads?
[BBC] “Flying Threat: Why are Killer Bees so dangerous?”
[WTF] Clue’s in the name, dudes.
… or …
[BBC Editor] Great idea for a story. Hey, don’t we have some interns around to do the research on this one?
[Doctor] Try a warm malt drink before you go to bed to help you sleep.
[WTF] Perfect – Death or Glory‘s supposed to be drunk at room temperature anyway.
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