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[Book Title] Gynaecology and Fertility in the Domestic Cat

[Small Print] Unauthorised reproduction prohibited.

[WTF] Did somebody tell the cats?

>Skwrunch<

[WTF] I feel a mouse.

[Wife] Where?

[WTF] There, on the stair.

[Wife] Where on the stair?

[WTF] >Lifts foot< Right there. A little mouse with no clogs on. Because it’s popped them. Thanks, cat.

[Cat] Hey, I was saving that half. If you feed me, I may forgive you. In time.