Sometimes I think it's just me.

Tag misunderstandings

On… the road?

[Tesla] New Semi truck announced!

[WTF] Nice. Gonna be quite long once you attach a trailer behind the battery pack though, no?

 

On Excessive Speed

[Officer] So precisely why were you doing 120mph on the wrong side of the road going over a blind summit?

[WTF] Just obeying a road sign which said “Think Bike”.

On Overly Polite Notices

[Sign in Cafe] “This Is A Self-Clearing Area”

[WTF] Self clearing? It clears itself? Not with staff, or robots or anything like that? Very cool, I wonder how they do it. I’ll just leave all these dirty plates right here then, a system like that needs to be encouraged.

On Healthy Living

[WTF] … so I’ve been on the rowing machine for an hour every couple of days ages now.

[Bloke] Really? You must be built like a brick sh*thouse!

[WTF] You mean you think I’ve seen better decades, I’m suffering from damp in the lower courses and tend to crumble around the edges? Thanks.

On Dubious Special Offers

[Online Advert] Buy One Get One Free on all boots!

[WTF] Uh… Isn’t that normally the case?

On Tempting Fate

[WTF] If an artist is a person who creates art, does that mean that dentists are terrible drivers?

On Compliments

[WTF] “Gloriously”, it would appear, is not an acceptable answer to “Does my bum look big in this”.

On Cruel and Unusual Punishment

[WTF] Sleigh-bells were intended to be a warning that something potentially hazardous was approaching and you might want to retreat to a safe distance. They still serve much the same purpose in “seasonal” music.

On Festive Greetings

[WTF] Dear Sasha, many thanks for the lovely Christmas card. Happily, the laboratory results confirmed that the small pile of white powder that fell out the envelope was in fact powdered glitter and not, as we had suspected, anthrax spores, so we may still be home in time for the big day. Seasons greetings.

On Demonic eReaders

[Kobo Desktop] Warning: “The Bible” is corrupt.

[WTF] Did I ask for an opinion?

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