Tag wishful thinking
[Announcer] … and this year’s Razzie for the worst special effects goes to…
>Pregnant Pause<
[Announcer] Star Wars VII – The Sales Force Awakens – for Carrie Fisher’s plastic surgery!
[WTF] Ah, yes… the one time that using CG would have made the character look more realistic.
[Staff Room] Hey, there he is! Woot! Yeeha!
[Mick the Driving Instructor] Oh, c’mon guys, not again…
[Staff Room] You’ll never live this one down, Mick!
[Mick] Look, he was just plain Max Rockatansky when I signed his pass certificate, I thought he was just a bit overconfident…
[BBC News] Greece threatens to seize [162 billion Euros of] German Property as World War 2 reparations
[WTF] Even the Greeks are getting in on the Red Nose Day comedy spirit! Don’t mention ze war…
The Milennium Falcon arrives after a four-month extended transfer after the hyperdrive fails. Again.
[Leia] You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
[Han Solo] Chewie? Awww, no, he’s such a sweetie, really.
[Chewbacca] ??!?
[Leia] !!?!
[Han Solo] Oh – the Falcon? Now look, princess…
[WTF] … so I’ve been on the rowing machine for an hour every couple of days ages now.
[Bloke] Really? You must be built like a brick sh*thouse!
[WTF] You mean you think I’ve seen better decades, I’m suffering from damp in the lower courses and tend to crumble around the edges? Thanks.
[WTF] There’s a Ho Lin-Mai bucket!
[Wife] Oh good grief. That’s wearing very thin now.
[WTF] Thin? THIN? It’s practically all the way through… in fact… yes…
[WTF] There’s a Ho Lin-Mai bucket!
(Repeat ad infinitum)
[WTF] When you said you were winterising your car, I must admit I wasn’t expecting furry earmuffs on the wingmirrors.
[Wife] … so do they even have MacDonalds in Paris?
[WTF] Oh, sure they do. But the Cordon Bleu cookery school tends to have snipers on nearby rooftops. When they do fast food, they really mean fast food. It’s worth the risk though; you haven’t lived until you’ve been insulted by Ronald MacDonald in a French accent.
[WTF] New product idea: Catnip-scented dog shampoo. Use liberally, wait for the cat to grace you with his presence, stand well back.
[David Attenborough] Yes, come here, don’t be afraid little one. We’re going to be watching you closely as you grow up.
[Meerkat Mother] >brrr< >brrr< … >brrr< >brrr< … Hello? Is that the meerkat police? It’s that Attenborough man again… yes, the blue shirt… yes, same as before, hanging around the school and talking to the kids as they come out. You’ll send a rhino? Wonderful. >click<