[Airport Tannoy] … your baggage will be removed and may be destroyed.
[WTF] That was a Mission Statement announcement on behalf of the Heathrow Baggage Handlers Union.
[WTF] Aaah, Rapunzel. Now there was a girl who knew how to let her hair down…
[BBC News] UKIP MEP Steven Woolfe is apparently not punched by colleague.
[WTF] … and the colleague’s name? Mike Hookem. Genuinely. I could make this stuff up, but why bother?
[Soap Bottle] Kills 99.99% of bacteria!
[WTF] Always knew I was special. According to that bottle, I’m one in ten thousand.
[Officer] So precisely why were you doing 120mph on the wrong side of the road going over a blind summit?
[WTF] Just obeying a road sign which said “Think Bike”.
[Janus] … so let’s get this anti-European, xenophobic, racist nonsense out of the way once and for all; bring on the referendum and let the people decide.
[WTF] Hey, Nicola, we’re leaving!
[Janus] What? Well I’m not gonna. What do the proles know anyway? I’m leader around here and I say what happens!
[WTF] As leader of a major political party,