Sometimes I think it's just me.

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On Seasonal Appropriateness

[WTF] Remember, Jesus died for your sins. Specifically, Greed and Gluttony. Merry Christmas.

On Inappropriate Acronyms

[UPS Guy] Just sign there, sir.

[WTF] Does it never bother you that you deliver delicate packages for a company most easily pronounced as “oops”?

On Inevitability

[WTF] Bought a Dell B1165nfw printer. It’s a fast laser, got a document scanner with a sheet feeder, inbuilt fax, WiFi, Airprint, and photocopier.

[Bloke] Really? Sounds great. What does the “nfw” bit mean?

[WTF] Never fucking works.

On Aging Computer Equipment

[Agent] Hey, I found the drivers for that printer the customer’s wailing about.

[WTF] Lessee…

Those drivers were developed for Ultrix 4.3 . I remember using that. In 1994, on a Digital minicomputer.
Where on earth are they buying new flints for the printhead?

 

On Unrealistic Clients

[Client] I want insert project here cheap, I want it quick and I want it good.

[WTF] Hmm. Go away and pick any two of those. The third isn’t an option.

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