[WTF] Remember, Jesus died for your sins. Specifically, Greed and Gluttony. Merry Christmas.
[UPS Guy] Just sign there, sir.
[WTF] Does it never bother you that you deliver delicate packages for a company most easily pronounced as “oops”?
[WTF] Bought a Dell B1165nfw printer. It’s a fast laser, got a document scanner with a sheet feeder, inbuilt fax, WiFi, Airprint, and photocopier.
[Bloke] Really? Sounds great. What does the “nfw” bit mean?
[WTF] Never fucking works.
[Agent] Hey, I found the drivers for that printer the customer’s wailing about.
[WTF] Lessee…
Those drivers were developed for Ultrix 4.3 . I remember using that. In 1994, on a Digital minicomputer.
Where on earth are they buying new flints for the printhead?
[Client] I want insert project here cheap, I want it quick and I want it good.
[WTF] Hmm. Go away and pick any two of those. The third isn’t an option.
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