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On Potential Razzie Winners

[Announcer] … and this year’s Razzie for the worst special effects goes to…

>Pregnant Pause<

[Announcer] Star Wars VII – The Sales Force Awakens – for Carrie Fisher’s plastic surgery!

[WTF] Ah, yes… the one time that using CG would have made the character look more realistic.

On Driving Instructor Immortality

[Staff Room] Hey, there he is! Woot! Yeeha!

[Mick the Driving Instructor] Oh, c’mon guys, not again…

[Staff Room] You’ll never live this one down, Mick!

[Mick] Look, he was just plain Max Rockatansky when I signed his pass certificate, I thought he was just a bit overconfident…

Mad Max - The Early Years

Star Wars – The Missing Bits #1

The Milennium Falcon arrives after a four-month extended transfer after the hyperdrive fails. Again.

[Leia] You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.

[Han Solo] Chewie? Awww, no, he’s such a sweetie, really.

[Chewbacca] ??!?

[Leia] !!?!

[Han Solo] Oh – the Falcon? Now look, princess…

On Televisual Demi-Gods

[David Attenborough] Yes, come here, don’t be afraid little one. We’re going to be watching you closely as you grow up.

[Meerkat Mother] >brrr< >brrr< … >brrr< >brrr< … Hello? Is that the meerkat police? It’s that Attenborough man again… yes, the blue shirt… yes, same as before, hanging around the school and talking to the kids as they come out. You’ll send a rhino? Wonderful. >click<

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