Day October 3, 2014

[Agent] Hey, I found the drivers for that printer the customer’s wailing about.

[WTF] Lessee…

Those drivers were developed for Ultrix 4.3 . I remember using that. In 1994, on a Digital minicomputer.
Where on earth are they buying new flints for the printhead?

[Client] I want insert project here cheap, I want it quick and I want it good.

[WTF] Hmm. Go away and pick any two of those. The third isn’t an option.