[BBC News] Greece threatens to seize [162 billion Euros of] German Property as World War 2 reparations
[WTF] Even the Greeks are getting in on the Red Nose Day comedy spirit! Don’t mention ze war…
The Milennium Falcon arrives after a four-month extended transfer after the hyperdrive fails. Again.
[Leia] You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
[Han Solo] Chewie? Awww, no, he’s such a sweetie, really.
[Chewbacca] ??!?
[Leia] !!?!
[Han Solo] Oh – the Falcon? Now look, princess…
[WTF] Mental note: When attempting to induce consciousness round about 11AM on one of those days using levels of caffeine that would give a rhino double vision via the medium of Vietnamese coffee, take special care when reaching into the fridge not to mix up the tubes of condensed milk and garlic paste.
[UPS Guy] Just sign there, sir.
[WTF] Does it never bother you that you deliver delicate packages for a company most easily pronounced as “oops”?
[Sign in Cafe] “This Is A Self-Clearing Area”
[WTF] Self clearing? It clears itself? Not with staff, or robots or anything like that? Very cool, I wonder how they do it. I’ll just leave all these dirty plates right here then, a system like that needs to be encouraged.
[News] Millions of Android devices infected with malware encouraging users to needlessly spend money
[WTF] uh… the Google Play store? The Google ad network?
[Julian Assange] [Sweden has] “… shameful legal practice – indefinite detention without charge.”
[WTF] … says the man who’s voluntarily stayed inside the same building at somebody else’s cost for over two years despite lots of people asking him to come out.
[WTF] Bought a Dell B1165nfw printer. It’s a fast laser, got a document scanner with a sheet feeder, inbuilt fax, WiFi, Airprint, and photocopier.
[Bloke] Really? Sounds great. What does the “nfw” bit mean?
[WTF] Never fucking works.
[WTF] … so I’ve been on the rowing machine for an hour every couple of days ages now.
[Bloke] Really? You must be built like a brick sh*thouse!
[WTF] You mean you think I’ve seen better decades, I’m suffering from damp in the lower courses and tend to crumble around the edges? Thanks.
[BBC News] Sheffield University Economics students unprepared for exam question containing mathematics
[WTF] Greek Syriza government said to be considering job offers.
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