Day January 7, 2016

[WTF] El Niño – Putting the Isle into Carlisle.

[Mother-In-Law] AAAAARGHfukfukfuk>smash<ohhhyou>clang< etc.

[Wife] Wow! What’s wrong? Do you need anything?

[WTF] Tranquiliser?

[Wife] (quietly) You thinking valium?

[WTF] (quietly) I’m thinking darted from a safe distance.