Month January 2016
[Announcer] … and this year’s Razzie for the worst special effects goes to…
>Pregnant Pause<
[Announcer] Star Wars VII – The Sales Force Awakens – for Carrie Fisher’s plastic surgery!
[WTF] Ah, yes… the one time that using CG would have made the character look more realistic.
[WTF] El Niño – Putting the Isle into Carlisle.
[Mother-In-Law] AAAAARGHfukfukfuk>smash<ohhhyou>clang< etc.
[Wife] Wow! What’s wrong? Do you need anything?
[WTF] Tranquiliser?
[Wife] (quietly) You thinking valium?
[WTF] (quietly) I’m thinking darted from a safe distance.