[WTF] What exactly is it about ovaries that lets the owner instantly locate long-missing objects, precisely where you know for a fact you looked less than 30 seconds ago?
[WTF] Could the Salem witch trials have been avoided if the unfortunate women involved had just spent a few minutes longer pretending to look for their husbands’ irretrievably-lost pair of specs?
[WTF] Right, that’s it. I’m totally fed up of Christmas leftovers.
[WTF] I’m going cold turkey.
[WTF] Aaahthankyouverymuch.
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