Month June 2015
[Staff Room] Hey, there he is! Woot! Yeeha!
[Mick the Driving Instructor] Oh, c’mon guys, not again…
[Staff Room] You’ll never live this one down, Mick!
[Mick] Look, he was just plain Max Rockatansky when I signed his pass certificate, I thought he was just a bit overconfident…
[BBC News] Network Rail says “All bets off for £38bn rail plan”
[WTF] So… we’re going to spend £50 billion on getting from London to Birmingham 20 minutes faster, instead of £38 billion to bring pretty much every other line and station in the country out of the golden age of steam? Tell y’what, if you throw in a high-speed line from Heathrow to Gatwick as a technology tester you can keep the change.