February 3, 2015 | Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

On Inevitability

[WTF] Bought a Dell B1165nfw printer. It’s a fast laser, got a document scanner with a sheet feeder, inbuilt fax, WiFi, Airprint, and photocopier.

[Bloke] Really? Sounds great. What does the “nfw” bit mean?

February 3, 2015

[WTF] … so I’ve been on the rowing machine for an hour every couple of days ages now.

[Bloke] Really? You must be built like a brick sh*thouse!

[WTF] You mean you think I’ve seen better decades, I’m suffering from damp in the lower courses and tend to crumble around the edges? Thanks.

February 3, 2015