[WTF] Mental note: When attempting to induce consciousness round about 11AM on one of those days using levels of caffeine that would give a rhino double vision via the medium of Vietnamese coffee, take special care when reaching into the fridge not to mix up the tubes of condensed milk and garlic paste.
[UPS Guy] Just sign there, sir.
[WTF] Does it never bother you that you deliver delicate packages for a company most easily pronounced as “oops”?
[Sign in Cafe] “This Is A Self-Clearing Area”
[WTF] Self clearing? It clears itself? Not with staff, or robots or anything like that? Very cool, I wonder how they do it. I’ll just leave all these dirty plates right here then, a system like that needs to be encouraged.
[News] Millions of Android devices infected with malware encouraging users to needlessly spend money
[WTF] uh… the Google Play store? The Google ad network?
[Julian Assange] [Sweden has] “… shameful legal practice – indefinite detention without charge.”
[WTF] … says the man who’s voluntarily stayed inside the same building at somebody else’s cost for over two years despite lots of people asking him to come out.
[WTF] Bought a Dell B1165nfw printer. It’s a fast laser, got a document scanner with a sheet feeder, inbuilt fax, WiFi, Airprint, and photocopier.
[Bloke] Really? Sounds great. What does the “nfw” bit mean?
[WTF] Never fucking works.
[WTF] … so I’ve been on the rowing machine for an hour every couple of days ages now.
[Bloke] Really? You must be built like a brick sh*thouse!
[WTF] You mean you think I’ve seen better decades, I’m suffering from damp in the lower courses and tend to crumble around the edges? Thanks.
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