Sometimes I think it's just me.

Day December 13, 2014

On Festive Greetings

[WTF] Dear Sasha, many thanks for the lovely Christmas card. Happily, the laboratory results confirmed that the small pile of white powder that fell out the envelope was in fact powdered glitter and not, as we had suspected, anthrax spores, so we may still be home in time for the big day. Seasons greetings.

On Multi-Species Households

[WTF] New product idea: Catnip-scented dog shampoo. Use liberally, wait for the cat to grace you with his presence, stand well back.

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