[WTF] “Gloriously”, it would appear, is not an acceptable answer to “Does my bum look big in this”.
[WTF] Sleigh-bells were intended to be a warning that something potentially hazardous was approaching and you might want to retreat to a safe distance. They still serve much the same purpose in “seasonal” music.
[Wife] … so do they even have MacDonalds in Paris?
[WTF] Oh, sure they do. But the Cordon Bleu cookery school tends to have snipers on nearby rooftops. When they do fast food, they really mean fast food. It’s worth the risk though; you haven’t lived until you’ve been insulted by Ronald MacDonald in a French accent.
[WTF] Dear Sasha, many thanks for the lovely Christmas card. Happily, the laboratory results confirmed that the small pile of white powder that fell out the envelope was in fact powdered glitter and not, as we had suspected, anthrax spores, so we may still be home in time for the big day. Seasons greetings.
[WTF] New product idea: Catnip-scented dog shampoo. Use liberally, wait for the cat to grace you with his presence, stand well back.
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