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On Cruel and Unusual Punishment

[WTF] Sleigh-bells were intended to be a warning that something potentially hazardous was approaching and you might want to retreat to a safe distance. They still serve much the same purpose in “seasonal” music.

On Festive Greetings

[WTF] Dear Sasha, many thanks for the lovely Christmas card. Happily, the laboratory results confirmed that the small pile of white powder that fell out the envelope was in fact powdered glitter and not, as we had suspected, anthrax spores, so we may still be home in time for the big day. Seasons greetings.

On Incipient Disabilities

[Odious Cinema] … and we have closed captions, and induction loops for the hard of hearing!

[WTF] AND VOLUME SET SO HIGH THAT YOU’RE GONNA NEED THAT INDUCTION LOOP BEFORE LONG.

On Reality Checks

[River Cottage Guy] … so the trick to getting sweet cucumbers is to pick them when they’re young.

[WTF] What you’re saying is that cucumbers get increasingly bitter as they age?

[Wife] Who does that remind me of, eh?

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